I beat the Police on the bike path!

I was on my mission to the westside when I came across these police on the bike path. We all know you can't cut the police car off but you can cut off bicycle police with your bicycle. I shot this photo then rolled around them just before the light turned green. Right as it turned green I launched off the curb and flew across the street and bunny hopped over the other sides curb and just kept pumping it to the bus stop. It took the police 15 minutes to catch up to where I was at, as they passed by I just smiled thinking "hahahaha!!!! I smoked you guys on my awesome BMX bike". I also smoked some speed geek later on my way to work, up a hill. My He-Man thighs are ready for battle!

True Bellflower Story : The dredloc homie

A long time ago these two best friends went to visit their drug dealing dredloc homie in his hotel room. When they got there the dredloc homie had enough stress and hash to party for a month all bagged up and ready to go. The friend bought a bag and were gonna leave when the dredloc homie says "GO pick up a cigar so I can roll a big ass blunt of mine" the friends say "HELL YEAH we'll be right back then". Before the friends left the hotel room the one friend tells the other "hey put that bag in you shoe. COPS never check the shoes if you don't look like a tweaker" the other friend does then they walk out. Much to their surprize there was 6 cop cars and alot of cops all getting suited up with bullet proof vest and loading shot guns. The one friend tells the other "OH shit, their gonna bust somebody lets watch, then go get the blunt!". Right as he finishes saying that the friends hear one of the cops yell "there they are" next guns coming flying up and aiming at the friends as the cops are yelling "FREEZE, PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP!". The friend tells the other friend "OH FUCK IT'S FOR US!". The cops make the friends walk backwards with their hands on the heads away from the hotel door then rushed the two friends slamming their knees into their backs as they smashed to the hard concrete and got handcuffed. As they were being cuffed there was 5 helicopters with spot lights flying over. One of the friends asked the cop on his back "are those for us too?" the cop said "NO, there is a freeway chase happening right now" The cops check the friends for weapons and drugs and find none. They never find the one friends knife and the others bag. The two friends are put into the same cop car and interagated on who is in the room and if they have any guns. The friends say "it's our dredloc homie we were just chilling out and gonna make a quick trip to the liquir store and come back, officer" The cop says "OK" leaves the friends in the car. All the cops talk for 5 minutes then rush the hotel room finding the dredloc homie and his huge stack of stress and hash. They put the dredloc homie into the cop car and talk to him for 25 minutes are so. Then the cops come back to the car and tell the two friends "You guys are free to go, You can wait in the hotel room for your dredloc homie he'll be done in 5 minutes" The friends say "no thanks its getting late". The friends leave the hotel and as soon as they make the corner run home to smoke that bag. They call the dredloc homie to see what happened. It turns out the dredloc homie had a arguement with his ex girlfriend and she called the cops and said he was one of the biggest speed dealers in the city. SO the cops came to the hotel ready to bust a big speed dealer and were very disappointed to find a small time pot smoker and his friends. They had searched the whole room and found the packed bags of stress and hash and just closed the dresser doors and walked out. It was one of the most exciting ghetto nights of the two best friends lifes.